Boys Cotton Socks

Its for a quiz...& im stuck on these ones!!!!
1. Hey little sister what have u done
2. The love I was giving u was never in doubt
3. Because of u boy such a fool boy
4. Bless my cotton socks im in the news
5. They're selling razor blades & mirrors in the street
6. She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge

1 - white wedding, Billy Ido
2 - Babylon - David Gray
3 - Hole in the head - Sugarbabes
4 - Reward - Teardrop Explodes
5 - its by Robbie Williams but dont know title
6 - Common People - Pulp

2007-11-02 02:20:05 by bakebeanie

The things one has to do to promote oneself! Look closely and you will see Kylie Minogue dancing to the London Boys in a disused parking-lot ...

In the same way the Catholic Chruch has been operating its fund raising soul crushing Enterprise's for centuries - killing and conquering in Jesus's name, bless their cotton socks.

Can I not do the same, and then I too would have loads of money, wealth, and power, but, to make my reign of terror different, NO ALTER BOYS...

They just don't do it for me, I am not that evil...
Recently Wendy, from God.TV was ALLEDGEDLY told by God that Money is God's seed...

Think I will go and have an Eric Cartmen style bath in God’s seed... yeahhh moneey!!!!

Jesus said in John 10:10 ' The thief (ie the devil) does not come except to kill, and to steal, and to destroy. I have come that they may have life, and that they have it more abundantly.' Those who use Jesus' name in true obedience of His desire in this verse of scripture will improve the lives of people, including healing the sick, setting oppressed people free, raising the dead, etc. Those who use His Name to harm and destroy others are doing so to fulfil their own misconceived and fleshy desires or are deceived or motivated by the devil to do so. Christians who are led by the Holy Spirit and are true sons of God will obey Jesus to give life. Christians walking in their own flesh tend to disobey Jesus and destroy lives. That is why God sacrificed His own Son to save the world to give everyone eternal life to show that He loves the world. Those who know Jesus will not suffer God's judgement on their lives because Jesus has already suffered their judgements on the cross. This is described as living under God's grace. For unbelievers however God will still judge them and make them pay the penalty of death for their sins because they are under the law and not grace.

2006-10-22 04:32:13 by Sutter-Cane

Price: $8.50 $8.50

Crew length sits mid calf
Ultra soft knit

A Nigerian family was puzzled when the coffin of their
dead mother arrived from the US . It was sent by one
of her daughters. The dead body was so tightly
squeezed inside the coffin that the face touched the
glass lid! When they opened the lid, they found a
letter on top, which read as follows: -"Dear brothers
and sisters, I am sending our mother's body to you
for burial, since it has always been her wish to be
buried in the compound of our ancestral home in
Nigeria . Sorry I could not come along as I have been
denied leave at work since we are short staffed this
month. You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12
cans of canned fish,10 packets of Royco soup and 8
tins of hot chocolate. Please divide these among
yourselves. On Mama's feet, you will find a new pair
of Reebok shoes size 9 for Sunday's eldest son. Also,
there are 2pairs of shoes for Emily's and Patience's
daughters. Hope the sizes are correct.
Mama is wearing 6 American t-shirts. The large size is
for Josiah and the others are for my nephews. The 2
new Levis jeans that Mama is wearing are for the boys.
The Swiss watch that Rhema wanted for her
21st birthday is on Mama's left wrist. Aunt Shamma,
Mama is wearing the necklace, earrings and the ring
that you asked for. Please take them.
The 6 white cotton socks that Mama is wearing must be
divided among my teenage nephews. Please distribute
all these accordingly and if anything more is
required, let me know since our Pappa is also not
doing well nowadays.

Your loving sister!!
Mama Dayo

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! great 10/10!!!!

2007-04-03 23:29:21 by tinta

Price: $12.00 $12.00

77% Cotton, 13% Polyester, 7% Nylon, 3% Spandex
Machine wash cold
China

A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later". The nun agreed.

A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "Sister have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, “He went that way. "

After the police men ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq. "

The nun said she understood completely.

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs."

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls too .... I don't want to go to Iraq either"
( its just a joke)
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BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai
MAN : Kyoun bhai 1 coffee to Rs 3 ke hai
BHIKARI : Saab sath me girlfriend be hai
MAN : Bhikari hokar be girlfriend banali
BHIKARI : Nahi saab girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya
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a blonde after finishing her shopping at mall decides to know her weight.
she goes to weight telling machine, stands on it and drops a coin inside. a ticket comes out with a tip written on it " please leave your shopping bag on floor and try again. "

this time blonde leaves her bag and drops coin again into machine. a ticket comes out which reads as " please leave your footwear and try again for perfect weight calculation ".

she leaves footwear and drops coin again into machine and this time ticket says " please remove your heavy make-up kit and try again ".

then blonde starts to remove her chain, bracelet, hairpins, rings etc one by one ..

then a naughty guy in the queue behind her says in a low dearly voice " you keep trying darling, i will drop coins into machine one by one ".
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A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the
coffin of their dead mother
arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the
daughters.

The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the
coffin, with no space
left in it when they opened the lid; they found a
letter on top addressed to
her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Mohan and Varsha,

I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her
wish that she should be cremated......... in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT.

Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed. You will find inside the coffin,....... under Ba's body, 12 cans of
cheese, 10 Packets of Tobler chocolates....... and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide..... these among all of you. On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi 's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just
distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba's is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted
is on Ba's left wrist.

Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her. The 6 white cotton socks that Ba ....is wearing must be divided among my....nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.

Ba has also got some boxershorts,...don't ask how your son-in-law put the shorts...but i think it was be fit to Mohan.

Love Smita

*PS: And if anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well nowadays... *

This is not a Q. i don'T know y i'm getting this make.....i can't delete...it....

Last joke was seriously funny. A star to you.

2008-10-28 06:34:41 by §"Krishna"§

A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead


mother> arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters. The

dead body> was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space

left in it when> they opened the lid; they found a letter on top


addressed to her brothers> and sisters:





Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Mohan and Varsa,



I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be

cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT. Sorry, I

could

not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed. You will find inside


the

coffin, under Ba's body, 12 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler


chocolates

and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you. On Ba's

feet

you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are


also

2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are

correct.



Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just

distribute the rest among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ba's is


wearing

are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left

wrist.

Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you

asked

for. Please take them off her.




The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my

nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.



Love Smita



PS: And if anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also


not feeling too well nowadays...

I heard it now and it's very funny!
Thumbs-up!

2006-12-03 04:55:48 by stone